{"id":3503,"date":"2016-03-26T06:07:59","date_gmt":"2016-03-26T06:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.mythemeshop.com\/magxp\/?p=8"},"modified":"2016-03-26T06:07:59","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T06:07:59","slug":"know-witch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bamakhit.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/26\/know-witch\/","title":{"rendered":"Silicon Valley is fed up with slow Internet speeds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn&#8217;t my nose. This is a false one.<\/p>\n<h2>Am I right?<\/h2>\n<p>I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she&#8217;s got a wart. \u2026Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Be quiet!<\/li>\n<li>Bring her forward!<\/li>\n<li>Oh, ow!<\/li>\n<li>Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I&#8217;m being repressed!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>We want a shrubbery!!<\/h3>\n<p>But you are dressed as one\u2026 And this isn&#8217;t my nose. 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