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He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m Santa Claus!<\/li>\n<li>Leela, Bender, we&#8217;re going grave robbing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Xmas Story<\/h3>\n<p>With gusto. Ah, the &#8216;Breakfast Club&#8217; soundtrack! I can&#8217;t wait til I&#8217;m old enough to feel ways about stuff! Fetal stemcells, aren&#8217;t those controversial? Bender, this is Fry&#8217;s decision\u2026 and he made it wrong. So it&#8217;s time for us to interfere in his life. And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don&#8217;t not do it!<\/p>\n<h4>Attack of the Killer App<\/h4>\n<p>But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Who said that? SURE you can die! 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